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Te Reo Phrases pencils 6 eraser tipped pencils in a beautifully illustrated box featuring New Zealand themes. Each pencil is uniquely printed. Designed in New Zealand - Made in China Pack size: 70mm wide x 225mm

Te Reo Phrases Pencils

$15.00

I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

You Crafty B*tch Womens Socks

$20.00

Pineapple Lumps Keyring

$18.00

Jet Plane Keyring

$24.00

CandleHand OK Black

$115.00

kiwi sayings pencils 6 eraser tipped pencils in a beautifully illustrated box featuring New Zealand themes. Each pencil is uniquely printed. Designed in New Zealand - Made in China Pack size: 70mm wide x 225mm

Kiwi Sayings Pencils

$15.00

alternative uses pencils Featuring the wry witticisms of 'Sharp&Blunt' for USTUDIO. Bogey extractor? Goldfish harpoon? You decide! Pencil Text: Itchy Scratcher | Bogey Extractor | Pocket Sized Vampire Slayer | Lonely Drumstick | Goldfish Harpoon | Pixie Javelin 6 HB pencils. Ideal for notes or sketching. Boxed. Size: boxed 19 x 6 x 1.5cm

Alternative Uses Pencils

$22.00

ook at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Coolest Guy On The Conference Call Mens Socks

$22.00

On or off road, up or down hill, my gears are turning and I feel great! Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.

Bike Path Mens Socks

$22.00

You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my raw talent for snoozing. Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% spandex.

Olympic Sleeper Mens Socks

$22.00

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Here Comes Cool Dad Mens Socks

$22.00

He's like a coconut - rough, tough and hard to crack with a sweet, tender inner core. That, and he loves cocktail umbrellas! Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% spandex.

Mother F*cking Sweet Guy Mens Socks

$22.00

Certified Pain In The Ass Mens Socks

$22.00

Ringmaster Of The Shit Show Mens Socks

$22.00

Now that's what I call a powerful mom! Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Atomic Mom Womens Socks

$20.00

You know what they say: more is always more! Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

One More Episode Mens Socks

$22.00

Do it! You know you want to and you know you can. Seize this mo-fo like it's January 1st and you've made some totally reasonable New Year's resolution. Grab this day, maybe even kick it! By the way, we've got a pair of socks for that, too! Perfect for go-getters and Latin enthusiasts... oh, and just bad-asses like yourself. Women's shoe size 5-10. 49% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 3% spandex. PLEASE NOTE: Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Our sass

Carpe Diem Womens Socks

$20.00

Inspired by NZ's favourite biscuits. This assortment includes the Shrewsbury and the Tim Tam/Chit Chat and cast in resin from original moulds - they look just like the real thing - but don't try to eat them! Made in New Zealand!

Chit Chat Keyring Collection

$25.00

Working Week Pencils

$22.00

Shit Stirrer Pencils

$22.00

It seems that everything has gone to sh*t. It’s time to indulge in some swear therapy. Rage against the man, the machine and miscellaneous other frustrations with this belligerent collection of cynical quotations and inventive epithets. Hardcover 160 pages Size: 10 W x 14 H cm

F*ck This

$25.00

You know you’re having a senior moment when… … you need a pen and paper just to order a round of drinks. Getting old? Join the club! This upbeat collection of all-too-common mishaps, sprinkled with quotes from wise old sages, will have you nodding in agreement and chuckling at all your loveable foibles. Hardcover 160 pages Size: 10 W x 14 H cm

Senior Moments

$25.00

A collection of angry quotations, just the thing when you're feeling a little steamed "I wander about hating everything I behold." —Lord Byron "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." —Gloria Steinem "I shit on the chest of Fun." —Hunter S. Thompson When life is getting on top of you and you’ve nowhere left to turn, there’s no better remedy than some loud hostility and swearing. Let off some steam with this belligerent collection of crabby quotations and irate outbursts. Hard

F*ck This Shit

$25.00

Child: Dad, I'm hungry Dad: Hello hungry, I'm Dad! Celebrate the sense of humour that's so bad it's great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all - it's sure to make you laugh and cry. Hardcover 160 pages Size: 12.2 W X 14.4 H cm

Dad Jokes - The Ultimate Collection

$25.00

'Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield' - Price Cobb So what if you've just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your personal snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your fly undone: Shit happens - get over it! Here is a book packed with quotations to help you get a grip and see the funny side. Hardcover 160 pages Size: 10 W x 14 H cm

Shit Happens Get Over It

$25.00

This Book Will Make You Feel Less Shit

$25.00

From our bestselling Calligraphuck line, this luxe hardbound journal features uplifting profanity in gold foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover. With gilded edges, lined and blank pages, and metallic flourishes throughout, 'You Got This Shit' is the journal for anyone who appreciates sassy words of encouragement. Size: 19 W x 24 L cm

You Got This Shit Journal

$40.00

Getting Shit Done List Ledger

$39.00

Combining the fine arts of calligraphy and swearing, this journal features the motivational phrases 'Carpe F*cking Diem' or 'F*cking Brilliant' in gold foil on the cover. Size: 13 W x 18 L cm

Profanity Journals

$25.00

F*cking Brilliant One Line A Day

$42.00

F*cking Brilliant Pencils

$25.00

Procrastination Pencils

$22.00

LDIT Souvenir Cup Set

$39.00

50 Shades of Grey Pencils

$22.00